How to get into MIT or Harvard

How to get into MIT or HarvardHow to get into MIT or Harvard-How to gain admission to MIT or Harvard University? It’s actually easier than you might think! Detailed guidance and success proven techniques are provided for aspiring High School students, with step-by-step instructions illustrated below.

1. Forget about maintaining perfect or nearly perfect grades point average (GPA), taking honors and AP classes, or scoring well on the SAT, ACT, and Advanced Placement (AP) exams. Forget about being well rounded, volunteering, participating in extracurricular activities, obtaining stellar recommendation letters, and writing kick-ass personal statement.

2. Forget about embracing excellence, honesty, work ethics, civic principles, family or Christian values, self-respect and respecting others, fundamental integrity, and general human decency that perhaps your parents and grandparents have taught you at some points. These traits and characteristics might have worked in the past but due to external forces at play, they are no longer what the schools and society are looking for nowadays. In contrast, learn to lie, manipulate, play the system, and for extra points, at least tolerate ‘honor’-killings, pedophilia, and bestiality. However, in order to receive serious considerations from these schools’ admission committees today (not to mention adulation and warm welcomes from the current U.S. President and the mainstream media), you need also to celebrate Islamic jihads, including non-violent Civilization jihad, and genocides.

3. Be a mediocre student and cause troubles in schools, the sooner the better. Middle school is a good start but Junior High should be latest.

4. Change your name to ‘Mohammed’, ‘Mohamed’, ‘Mohamad’, ‘Mohammad’, or any of the versions thereof, (in some cases, just ‘Moe’ will do!)


5. Get an old analog clock, preferably any model in late 1970’s or early 1980’s. For guaranteed result, try to obtain one that was built by Micronta, a Radio Shack subsidiary, with catalog number 63,756 (as seen here on Ebay, for example).

6. Dismantle the clock and put its circuitry into a ‘pencil’ box (as shown below). The clock and the box together should not cost more than $50 (still an excellent deal with an unbeatable %10,000 rate of return on investment if given scholarships by these schools!)

7. As also shown below, the whole process should not take more than 20 seconds. If you are taking longer than 60 seconds to complete the task, you are most likely doing something seriously wrong. In that case, you should practice and perfect your techniques.

8. Contact the Council on Islamic American Relations (CAIR), which has direct access to Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal‘s waleet wallet, will help getting all the corrupted mainstream media outlets (CNN, CNBC, Fox, Washington Post, New York Times, etc.) lined up and placed on standby mode.

9. Hire a Muslim lawyer who specializes in ‘Islamophobia‘.

10. Bring the box to school and keep flashing it in classes until someone becomes rightfully cautious and call the police.

11. Scream ‘Islamophobia‘ and organize media conferences with all the corrupted mainstream media outlets invited.

12. Open crowd funding project to rape the system once more and fleece unsuspecting American taxpayers on legal and travel expenses.

13. Open a Twitter account and wait for invites to the White House from Barack Hussein Obama, and deep philosophies from Hillary Clinton, et al.

Obama's contributions to America

Obama’s contributions to America

14. Get ready to accept freebies and invites from Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Autodesk, and Twitter.

You’ve probably seen the story about Ahmed, the 14 year old student in Texas who built a clock and was arrested when he took it to school. Having the skill and ambition to build something cool should lead to applause, not arrest. The future belongs to people like Ahmed.

Ahmed, if you ever want to come by Facebook, I’d love to meet you. Keep building. -Mark Zuckerberg

The orgies continue here.

15) Travel to Saudi Arabia and other theocratic, Wahhabi Muslim countries, with the more violent, murderous, violations and restrictions on human rights, the better! Make sure to visit and hug Omar al-Bashir, the Muslim butcher that killed at least 3 millions Christians in Darfur Genocide.

16) Scream ‘Allahu Akbar, suckers!’ to the 14-year-old kids in China who actually assembled the clock in the first place, and to other 14-year-old kids in America who actually behaved in classes and did well in schools.



MIT professor panders to Muslim clock kid, due to Saudi donations to the schools.










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